Bill Ratner

Bill Ratner works as a voiceover performer and is an 8-time winner of The Moth Story Slams. His stories have aired on NPR. He is the voice of "Flint" on Family Guy, Robot Chicken & the original G.I. Joe. His voice is heard inside Disney World's United Technologies pavilion exit elevator which doesn't really go anywhere, it just shakes a lot to simulate the feeling of going up 60 floors. That's Disney for you. More on Bill can be found at


Sunset Ridge Brown

One morning I looked out my front door and...oh, my, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?